Anonymous asked:

Just read Spider-Man #15 and the only question I have is about Kaine but I don't even know what to ask without it giving away direct spoilers so, is there anything you can give?

brevoortformspring answered:

Yes, he is circumcized.

hayley566:

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voteforvoldemort:

well that’s good to know.

Who circumcised Kaine? He’s a clone and came out as an adult, that means that it’s possible that Jackal did it.

Why? Why would he bother circumcising Kaine? Is it because he want him to be exactly like Peter? How did he know Peter was circumcised?

This raises even more questions!

Aren’t the Parkers jewish?

Maybe Peter was like “Kaine you’re my brother now, you can use the name Parker, let’s get you circumcised.”

I don’t think the Parkers are Jewish. They’ve been seen celebrating Christian holidays like Christmas and Peter married MJ in a church.

Now a days, you can get you son circumcised whether he’s Jewish or not. This is because circumcision is seen as cleaner and healthier, deceasing the chance of an infection later in life.

It’s actually pretty rare seeing non-circumcised American men now, doesn’t matter if they’re Jewish or not.

Also: If Kaine’s completely regenerated after being reborn again, wouldn’t that part grow back too?

I have that headcanon that Richard and Ben Parker were jewish and Mary Fitzpatrick and May Reilly were christian, so Peter would be of mixed faiths. 

But you’re right that part would have grown back…

Does…does that mean that Kaine circumcise himself after he’s reborn all the time? Is that a top priority for him?

I’m not a guy but I don’t think you should be doing it yourself. Does he go to a doctor and get it done?

SO MANY QUESTIONS!

Maybe that was how Annabelle liked it? Maybe Dr Melland did it for him?

How long has he been getting circumcised though? It may have been since before he was healed from his scarring or came to Houston.

I do hope Tom Brevoort will see this conversation and look into this mystery to answer us. I will lose sleep over this.

Me too. I’m amazed that just saying that Kaine’s circumcised has sparked such a long conversation.

Might I add that Deadpool once told Peter that his costume was so tight that your could guess his religion just looking at him. (in Suicide Kings, can’t find the pic). Maybe Wade could see that Pete was circumcised through the spandex? Maybe he could tell for Kaine too?

Peter likes to expose himself. Makes him feel confident.

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Kaine’s suit is equally tight. Damn hot spiders.